Declan is a self-proclaimed magic nezumi knight with a dragon fetish who never passes up an opportunity to get laid by beefy women. Believes that Edward Elric has the best fashion sense since Henry VIII, hence the towel around his neck.

Obviously a virgin. And quite possibly a closet homosexual, too.

Plays squire to some very minor FFIX character, or something. Enjoys long walks along the beach, parasailing, and fighting FOR GREAT JUSTICE. His favorite color is blue. Prefers lakes over mountains. Is deeply offended by the concept of kicking a man in his groin while he's down.

As a child actress, Tracey almost made it big in Hollywood, were it not for Macaulay Culkin. Now she's 31 and works part-time at Burger King. Hollywood can be a horrible, horrible place, missy.

Quite literally the biggest ass-douche to enlist in the Burmecian Army. And possibly a voilent drunk, too. No wonder his clever brother vanished for five years.

May be too good for her own good, but still a brooding goth chick at heart. Loves to recite cryptic poetry and throw wild parties with the undead. Presumably the 1800s version of the modern day mosher: Y'know, the type who dress up in black makeup and listen to Rammstein and Slipknot in their parent's basement all day.

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Priscilla (born 1801 - died 1887) was a transvestite under the name of Richard Burns, having became an accomplished actor, model and kleptomanic under her much more succesful alter ego. Her highlighy publicized marriage to Marco, a swashbuckling skunk with a attitude as bad as his odur, resulted in speculation that she married him for his money and other forms of shineys, which like every other self-respecting klepto, she thoroughly denied. She divorced after ten years of marriage, having won a highly controversial legal battle for a share of his estate.

Born and raised in Burmecia, she dropped out of highschool much to her Stereotypical Evil Step Mother's dismay and lost her virginity at the early age of 17, much to the surprise of her gullable male partner at the time. She then gained popularity as a skilled thief, working for several small firms and local crime syndicates. In the months following her death, she was the focus of renewed fan speculation surrounding her two-tone eye pigment and her silly, silly hair.

Una mofeta bravucona con de la actitud un malo tan como su odur. Bastante dicho.

Famous construction worker in a children's TV show and pedophilia extraordinaire! Watch out kids! He may just be in YOUR neighbourhood!

Main antagonist of CBS's short-lived animated series Dungeons and Dragons, Venger came to Gaia seeking world domination and hot chicks, only to find that it's been overpopulated by GODDAMN FURRIES.

Rex is the default choice.

Rex is over his rib bruises and ready to go.

Rex has counted to infinity. Twice.

Rex has demonstrated to be more powerful than Chuck Norris, Mr T. and Jack Bauer put together.

Rex is conveniently located 12 miles north of Manchester.