Burnt out centurion's Mary Sue checklist
Have a really awesome name ✔ Have a tragic past ✔ Be haunted by past ✔ Hue necks with little to no effort ✔ If not, then break necks with little to no effort ✔ Stand out from the croud ✔ Display a permanent "bad ass" attitude, even when unwarranted ✔ Use words like "ass", "damn", "crap" and "bitch" in every sentence used ✔ Attract boys ✔ Reject boys ✔ Attract girls instead Try to bed the hottest girly-looking boy you know ✔ Be betrayed ✔ Be captured ✔ Allow self to be rescued by dream boy from capture ✔ Hear life stories ✔ Criticize life stories ✔ Don't give a damn ✔ Win it all Including the lottery
To-do list:
Drink Hue necks Run farming operation Take Declan's virginity + Shave his head Think about Rex Drink Break Priscilla's hands Flirt with Vix Punch Rufus in the mancrotch + Frato, too Drink Do weekly shopping