Name: Serylis Fireheart Nicknames: Call me any nicknames and you die   Gender: Female. DUH! Age: Old enough to be your grandma Race / Species: Those lizards that breathe fi- Oh yeah, dragon Skin color: Goldfish! Hair color: The same color that bimbos have Eye color: Freakishly colored ones - Seriously, who would have yellow eyes in the real world? Height: Well, I ain't no dwarf Weight: Heavy as a rhinocerous Dexterity: You mean which hand I write with? Why the hell is that even relevant, anyway? Dumbass job interviewers...   Place of residence: A farm. It rains out here. Place of birth: Hell if I know Known relatives: Voldemort Big Roy killed my parents   Religion / Philosophy: No thanks, I don't need any imaginary friends to talk to.   Occupation: I'm a farmer. DUH! What, it's not like I hue the necks of bandits and any wayward souls winding up on my farm, then eat their entrails with Leatherhead, right? Weapons of choice: Sharp, shiny things   Enemies: Anything and everything that resembles a rat Likes: Chopping things up Favorite food: Rats - the other other OTHER white meat! Favorite drink: Pepsi Favorite color: Violet - because it just rhymes with Violence. Also, blue. Dislikes: Everything and anything you do Hobbies: Hueing necks!   Physical features: I have boobs? Oh, you mean other than that! Well, I'm about as muscular as Lauren Powers, if that's what you mean. Only with bigger boobs. Special abilities: Special abilities are for Mary Sues and self inserts. I don't give five craps if you can purify evil itself and make everyone fall in love with at the same time.   Played by what famous person: Jack Bauer on speed   Theme Song: Full Moon by Sonata Artica