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Okay, so I didn't loot it. It's my house key. That I need to get into my house. Obviously. |
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A simple, shiny curiass. I feel much more comfortable in this than I do with a bra. Though I'd be much less weirded out if it didn't have nipples and a belly button engraved on it. |
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The battle axe - a girl's best friend! =D Never know you're gonna need it to hue some necks. Also good for chopping wood. |
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Once the weapon of choice for Robin Hood of Loxley, now I just use it to hunt for fast food. Ha! See what I did there? |
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No adventurer can be complete without one of these. |
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Oooooh, protein powder! Now I can make my butt and biceps look bigger than they normally are! |
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A heirloom from my deceased parents. Aside from absorbing fire attacks, it also doubles as an engagement ring, should I ever confess to Rufus about my oh-so-vague feelings for him. HAHAHAHAHA, yeah right - I'd rather settle for a freakin' medical robot instead! |